At The Neighbour's

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legendlives
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At The Neighbour's

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My sexy Chinese neighbour told me she was desperate for a roger.
It was only when I had my trousers around my ankles and my rock out, that I realised she wanted to rent her spare room out......
I like my bikes like my women - Loud with two big cylinders :D
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Was it a box room ?
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OK, it took me something like a minute to put the accent on that joke and then I hit the floor laughing. Thanks!
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
SO WHEN DOES THIS OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW BETTER KICK IN
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Big_Jim59 wrote:OK, it took me something like a minute to put the accent on that joke and then I hit the floor laughing. Thanks!
You're called Jim anyway :lol:

Chris.
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always makes me think of benny hill when you have to put a Chinese accent to some thing
"rye you no lissen" :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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