A friend of mine was sitting in the pub looking depressed
Whats wrong? i asked
Its my mother in-law she hates me he explained
and? i asked
well what can i do to win her over?
Buy her something big and expensive for christmas i said
well i saw him last week and had to enquire how it went
Bloody fantastic he replied couldnt have gone better
wow i said what did you get her
i bought her a jaguar was his happy reply
feckin hell and it worked?
yeah as soon as she opened the cage it bit her feckin head off