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Just a bit of fun.

Forum Members names as rockstars, bands & made up songs to boot...

I'll start you all off with...

The Mac Crunchy Bones Band...I only wanna rib with you... Another crack in the colabone...


Wait theres more....


Tony & the Valvesprings...Got compression on my mind.

Phil & the Flatlines...5 years & waiting.

Lubeman Lloydie... Ballard of the Badger & Bush.

Pete L & the Walking Frames...Safety boots a go go.

Allison McQ...Friday nights alright for dressing.

Floris & the Machine...Death Metal Anglegrinder.

Last one for now...

Obazzis...Wondershed

still bored?

AMCQ46 wrote:still bored?

Oh yes Alison...

Ok Pop-Pickers, next up on the turntable, we have a rather interesting record by a rarely seen (but often heard) band...

They never sold many records, as those that bought them found them SO big, they couldn't get 'em on the actual record player. The band were asked to provide comment as to why they never released the condensed 45 version, or maybe release an actual 33 1/3 lp. I mean....who in the hell releases an extra, extra, extra long EP with a diameter of 26 inches and a play speed of 18 n' 3/4 ?????

Their manager Dave sent a reply back to us at Melody Maker, and well, we don't have enough pages to run the full article. But, the main gist for the massive record is that: ''if we released a 45rpm, then we'd only get the ''Good Even...'' on the A side, and '''...ing Wembly'' on the B side''.

He continued....''As for releasing an actual 33 1/3, the whole album would be taken up with just the instrumental at the beginning, and so to get the complete song, you'd have to buy the other 4 albums in the set''.

Anyhoo - if yer still tuned in, we give you, the one, and (thankfully) the only:

Gingerbeards Rather Underwhelmed Knicker Elastic Band *: with ''It's Hammertime''


(starts playing record, and the familiar tune of ''Crying Time'' starts up - instead, we hear, ''Oh it's hammertime again, we gonna getchu...)

*With a doff of the cap in tribute to one of the best Scottish bands: The Sensational Alex Harvey Band (Also known as Alex Harveys Incredible String Band)''

Allison............. a very good Elvis Costello song


right now thinking about Mac the knife......... not the song but if I reversed the words........ knife the Mac

Very good Dave.

I had for you...


The Gingerbeardman Expirience...Ramble on.

Mac = Whichbone Crash???

BigVeeGrin wrote:Mac = Whichbone Crash???

Very Good.

Blackstorm Bluesman...Cant loose that VTR grin.

Altogether now kiddies....

''Old Macdonald had a crash....ee i, ee i, oooooooooooh shiiiittt!!'.

How long till your back at work mac

lloydie wrote:How long till your back at work mac

A while yet mate...

TheGingerBeardMan wrote: The Sensational Alex Harvey Band (Also known as Alex Harveys Incredible String Band)''[/i]

Ah that takes me back

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Chris.

A while yet mate...

And I have juts walked through the door from work. 2.00 am in the morning

VTRDark wrote:And I have just walked through the door from work. 2.00 am in the morning

Love when people describe it like that. 2am...in the morning. Erm, is there any other time for an AM?

lmfao. this place gets worse lol