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can you polish a turd
Posted: Wed May 02, 2018 9:46 pm
by motojohn
I bought this on a whim no body work apart from the tank and belly pan so im looking for everything for it , not shure what to do with it yet been stood for quite a wile ,so the first thing is a service starting with the brakes as they all bind . the subframe has been totaly mullerd and the last owner sold all the bodywork ??
looking for any advice on mods for the bike it is a very early carb 1996 model vin 001148 .it does run and sound nice just needs a bit of work
Re: can you polish a turd
Posted: Wed May 02, 2018 10:06 pm
by Wicky
Greetings
Looks like you've got some work to do - Luckily most secondhand VTR parts are relatively cheap except bits that are prone to crash damage.
Non-Bosozoku Subframe >
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/HONDA-VTR100 ... 2231808788
If you haven't already seen this then this will be useful > Bike Maintenance and Upgrades/Modifications >
viewtopic.php?f=23&t=31345#p304638
https://www.bike-parts-honda.com/moto-h ... 11510.html
Your pic with photobucket doesn't show as they changed (and charged $£$£$!) who could see hosted pics a few months back

Re: can you polish a turd
Posted: Wed May 02, 2018 10:12 pm
by motojohn
thanks for the information i will have a look at those links
Re: can you polish a turd
Posted: Wed May 02, 2018 10:20 pm
by sirch345
Well at least it's running, so that's a good start
Welcome aboard John
Chris.
Re: can you polish a turd
Posted: Wed May 02, 2018 10:39 pm
by StormyRob
I was wondering who would end up with it. Considered it myself but there was too much missing for me to consider shipping it over.
I have quite a few spares including the rear subframe etc. Mac also has a ton of spares.
Would be nice to see it turned into a shiny poo
Re: can you polish a turd
Posted: Thu May 03, 2018 7:11 am
by alanfjones1411
Hello and welcome to the forum.You will find all you need to know here.

Re: can you polish a turd
Posted: Thu May 03, 2018 9:03 am
by motojohn
i did not pay alot for it £350 plus £50 to deliver it as that is what it would have cost for van hire , the guy wanted a quick sale so we did it that day and managed to get it in to the garage before the wife got home , my fist job is the brakes then tyres and chain ,then i can start playing with the body work ,so i will be chasing parts and i need a lot
Re: can you polish a turd
Posted: Thu May 03, 2018 10:27 am
by Duffy1964
Welcome John nice little project you have there at least all you do will be an improvement
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Re: can you polish a turd
Posted: Thu May 03, 2018 11:56 am
by motojohn
Thanks Duffy I will be looking at your posts for some inspiration
Re: can you polish a turd
Posted: Thu May 03, 2018 12:01 pm
by motojohn
And I have a very blank canvas. Been looking at lots of seats and the best one was from a new Norton Domi racer all carbon but it would eat a lot in to the budget at £290 Just for the seat
Re: can you polish a turd
Posted: Thu May 03, 2018 12:05 pm
by motojohn
StormyRob wrote: ↑Wed May 02, 2018 10:39 pm
I was wondering who would end up with it. Considered it myself but there was too much missing for me to consider shipping it over.
I have quite a few spares including the rear subframe etc. Mac also has a ton of spares.
Would be nice to see it turned into a shiny poo
Hi Rob I would like your brake lines of they are for sale. I'm keeping my Calipers as they are the gold ones and just need a 're build
Re: can you polish a turd
Posted: Thu May 03, 2018 12:21 pm
by StormyRob
motojohn wrote: ↑Thu May 03, 2018 12:05 pm
StormyRob wrote: ↑Wed May 02, 2018 10:39 pm
I was wondering who would end up with it. Considered it myself but there was too much missing for me to consider shipping it over.
I have quite a few spares including the rear subframe etc. Mac also has a ton of spares.
Would be nice to see it turned into a shiny poo
Hi Rob I would like your brake lines of they are for sale. I'm keeping my Calipers as they are the gold ones and just need a 're build
Sent you a message john
Re: can you polish a turd
Posted: Thu May 03, 2018 4:32 pm
by lumpyv
the accepted wisdom is that you cant polish a turd but you can roll it in glitter
good luck with your project

Re: can you polish a turd
Posted: Thu May 03, 2018 6:35 pm
by motojohn
lumpyv wrote: ↑Thu May 03, 2018 4:32 pm
the accepted wisdom is that you cant polish a turd but you can roll it in glitter
good luck with your project
they did it on myth Busters once ,i think they used compressed elephant poo

but you are right about "glitter" or" Keved " like when you see a bike covered in every bolt on tat and you say to your mates that bike has been totally Keved up .
Re: can you polish a turd
Posted: Thu May 03, 2018 8:12 pm
by motojohn

how about rolling this in glitter