The sort of strange shite I see day to day...
Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2020 6:21 pm
Now was doing a mouse job today. A typical 'clients' house in Sarf London...i.e. a shite hole... 
They have a large dog, & 6 cats & a house thats.. lets say..well lived in, or to put it another way full of toot.
Anyhoo I went there a couple of weeks ago & put some bait down in the kitchen & the sitting room, whent back today & 7 of the 8 baits fully gone. So I rebait all the boxes moved the not eaten one & put some more down. So looking for a suitible spot to place a bait box I had a look behind the fridge. Normaly a good spot only this one had a load of crap behind it... Not that I was suprised by that...However I saw something that didnt look right...At first I thought it was a rat skull, so I used my Acme Corp 'Long range Bait box retrival tool' & fished it out...
Not a Rat just a Cat... So I went back in to the sitting room where the Tenant was sitting & asked them if they had lost a Cat...
Now sorry but how the hell do you not know that something has died behind your fridge ? It must of stunk & been stinking for some time not to mention the flies that would have come out of it...
Any how heres something to cheer you up...
I was stitting in me van having me scran & noticed a squirrel on a fence enjoying its own snack... It had found a paper cake cup like you get on a big muffin or cupcake... he spent a good 10mins or so turning the paper round & round all the while nibbling the bits of cake off the paper...
No wonder he loks fat in this pic...
& last but not least a supprised looking mouse...
Was probaly thinking ''Ohh look peanut butter my favor...'' As the trap went off, snapping his spine...
They have a large dog, & 6 cats & a house thats.. lets say..well lived in, or to put it another way full of toot.
Anyhoo I went there a couple of weeks ago & put some bait down in the kitchen & the sitting room, whent back today & 7 of the 8 baits fully gone. So I rebait all the boxes moved the not eaten one & put some more down. So looking for a suitible spot to place a bait box I had a look behind the fridge. Normaly a good spot only this one had a load of crap behind it... Not that I was suprised by that...However I saw something that didnt look right...At first I thought it was a rat skull, so I used my Acme Corp 'Long range Bait box retrival tool' & fished it out...
Not a Rat just a Cat... So I went back in to the sitting room where the Tenant was sitting & asked them if they had lost a Cat...
Now sorry but how the hell do you not know that something has died behind your fridge ? It must of stunk & been stinking for some time not to mention the flies that would have come out of it...
Any how heres something to cheer you up...
I was stitting in me van having me scran & noticed a squirrel on a fence enjoying its own snack... It had found a paper cake cup like you get on a big muffin or cupcake... he spent a good 10mins or so turning the paper round & round all the while nibbling the bits of cake off the paper...
No wonder he loks fat in this pic...
& last but not least a supprised looking mouse...
Was probaly thinking ''Ohh look peanut butter my favor...'' As the trap went off, snapping his spine...
