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Again...

Don't panic, despite a 4 hour A&E torture session... No fracture just bruising...

Strapped up & sitting at home, can't get a glove on, can't ride to work... Feet up, TV on...

HOW, WHAT, WHERE...

Road Cone with light on top, left hand interface whilst filltering through road works...

Ring finger bruised & swollen...

On way home last eve about 15.30...
Bit pathetic really but christ on a bike it feking hurt...

Please note the correct amount of digits on hand so no 6 finger jokes please I'm hurting...

Meanwhile in tabloid land....

Braking News...Following on from yesterdays incident we managed to track down the injured party for an inteview...

Although he said he didn't want any publicity & to fek off & leave me alone I'm just doing my job.

He did say the git deserved it, got to close & paid the price...

We then had to leave sharpish as his mates started to back him up, It could have got nasty...

Grime Sleezbag, Reporting for the BS-Times..

F@@k you need to find something softer to ride!!!! You have more injuries then Marc!!!

Glad you ok, well as near ok as you'll ever be!!!
Take care hope heals up quickly and well

i was only joking the other day that you hadn't had your accident this year yet ….

at least it wasn't your w@nking hand

AMCQ46 wrote:i was only joking that you hadn't hay your accident this year yet ….

at least it wasn't your w@nking hand

His w@nking hand has 6 fingers


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Glad your ok all things considered Macster timing is good now bike racing has started again


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It could also be a sign thank after all that lockdown knuckle shuffling it's time to get the old mince pie's checked.

" Who moved the henhouse ?

If you remember that your older than you think

The w@nking coments whilst somewhat hurtful are inaccurate... I need both hands...

Still look on the bright side at least I still have both balls...

& all me fairings...

Duffy1964 wrote: ↑Wed Jul 29, 2020 1:37 pm

AMCQ46 wrote:i was only joking that you hadn't hay your accident this year yet ….

at least it wasn't your w@nking hand

His w@nking hand has 6 fingers


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Seriously.Glad you're ok ish.

Ouch, looks feckin uncomfortable.... Is it your butt wiping hand?

Pentode wrote: ↑Wed Jul 29, 2020 6:32 pm Ouch, looks feckin uncomfortable.... Is it your butt wiping hand?

As it happens yes it is, butt worked ok this morning with a careful wipe...

alanfjones1411 wrote: ↑Wed Jul 29, 2020 4:51 pm


Seriously.Glad you're ok ish.

Tis but a scratch... Had far worse...

MacV2 wrote:The w@nking coments whilst somewhat hurtful are inaccurate... I need both hands...

Still look on the bright side at least I still have both balls...

& all me fairings...

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Seriously.Glad you're ok ish.
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Tis but a scratch... Had far worse...
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Haven't we all.

alanfjones1411 wrote: ↑Wed Jul 29, 2020 7:15 pm
Seriously.Glad you're ok ish.

Tis but a scratch... Had far worse...
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Haven't we all.
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But maybe not as frequently.
Seriously though I hope it heals up quick.