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Dumb and dumber
Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 11:56 am
by RAINMAKER
Got home after the lakes, bike really needed a clean but being lazy I sprayed it with bike cleaner, then hosed it down ready to polish next morning.
next day I 'borrowed' wifes tesco spray polish and it was crap, really watery and greasey still did the whole bike.
My wife, Wendy said which polish did you use?, the tesco cheap one I said and it is crap don't buy it again. Let me see it she said, course I thought I'd get told off for using best part of the can instead she burst out laughing. Cos I'd just polished the whole bike with
AIR FRESHNER..................DOH.

Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 12:22 pm
by Max
At least it will smell nice .........
Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 2:38 pm
by sirch345
Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 3:01 pm
by VTRgirl
Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 4:13 pm
by Bink
... did it shine up the bike though?

Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 4:51 pm
by trebs
what a plum.
Was once told Mr Sheen was good for seats vinyl. Almost slipped off at the first bend. No amount of elbow clenching could keep my cheeks in place.
Ok, I was young and stupid.
Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 4:58 pm
by trebs
VTR1000KAZ wrote:think furniture polish is about the only thing I can clean my mille with, coz it's matt black.... unless anyone knows of a good polish for matt paintwork?
Shoe polish, you'll be able to give it a nice shine then

Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 5:43 pm
by VTRgirl
trebs wrote:Was once told Mr Sheen was good for seats vinyl. Almost slipped off at the first bend. No amount of elbow clenching could keep my cheeks in place. Ok, I was young and stupid.
I know heaps of people (and a couple of bike shops) who use the ol' Mr Sheen on bikes & helmets alike. Does a splendid job!
Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 1:21 am
by Sharpe1
VTR1000KAZ wrote:think furniture polish is about the only thing I can clean my mille with, coz it's matt black.... unless anyone knows of a good polish for matt paintwork?
Don't worry about washing it, just give the kids some chalk and get them to colour it in for you!!

Might as well make it yellow while you're at it!!
Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 2:02 am
by d&s
VTR1000KAZ wrote:think furniture polish is about the only thing I can clean my mille with, coz it's matt black.... unless anyone knows of a good polish for matt paintwork?
Hey Kaz, I wont use anythnig but "PLEXUS" on my bike. Use it on the rubberised black HJC lid as well. Was the first stuff I put on the bike from new . You know how ya get those damn scrolls on your visor and screen, after two years I still have none. Brlliant sh1t.
http://www.plexusplasticcleaner.com/plexus.html