> A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same
> > sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment, they both
> > manage to get to sleep, the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower.
>In
> > the middle of the night, the woman leans over and says, "I'm sorry to
> > bother you, but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly
> > pass me another blanket."
> > The man leans out and, with a glint in his eye, says, "I've got a better
> > idea.....let's pretend we're married."
> > "Why not?" giggles the woman.
> > "Good", he replies. "Get your own f***ing blanket."