Good Day, Mate!!!
DOCKET 12659---CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY **
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite
her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the
smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.
Every time she moved the man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move,
the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man
arrested for harassment.
The case came up in court and the judge asked the man (who was about 20
years old) what he had to say for himself.
The man replied, 'Well your Honour, it was like this: When the lady got on
the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sweets
sign that said, "The Double Mint Twins are Coming," and I
grinned. Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment
will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile. Then she placed herself under
a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick," and I could
hardly contain myself.
BUT, your Honour, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that
said: "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident." ...
I just lost it.'
CASE DISMISSED!!'
The case of the pregnant lady
The case of the pregnant lady
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."