little jonny

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tony.wilde1
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little jonny

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little johnnys family were off to see his aunties new born baby who was unfortunatly born with no ears.
his father said to him now look johnny you cant mention the babys ears and if you do youll get the hiding of a life time when you get home.
johnny replied that he fully understood and wouldnt mention the babys ears.
when they reached his aunties house he was asked if he wanted to see the baby to which he replied "id love to auntie"
on looking into the crib he said ahhh auntie he is beautiful he has such tiny hands





and his little mouth is cute too







and such tiny tiny eyes ..............................can he see ?




yes said johnnys auntie he has been tested and we are told he will have perfect 20/20 vision.
















thats good said johnny cos he'd be wombles if he had to wear glasses
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VTR1000KAZ wrote:ROFLMFAO Tony !!!!!!!! :D :lol: :D :lol: :D :lol:
Okay, you've beaten me.
Whats that!!!!
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Ah!
A light just come on,
:D Thanks kaz :D

See... I'm not the internet slut you all thought I was
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Pete.L wrote:Ah!
A light just come on,
:D Thanks kaz :D

See... I'm not the internet slut you all thought I was
:wink: Pete.l
Who said anything about the internet!! :D :D 8)
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Hey Sharpe.............careful mate, you don't want to get thrown in the lake. Just cos your thousands of miles away don't mean your safe from you know who. :roll:
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And just so happens I'll be catching up with Sharpy in a week or so!!!
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