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Max
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Old car joke

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A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station.

She tells the mechanic the car just died.

After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.

She says, "What's the story?"

He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor"

She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"
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Max wrote:A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station.

She tells the mechanic the car just died.

After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.

She says, "What's the story?"

He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor"

She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"
Come on!! What blonde is going to push a car??
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