Scientific Research
A study was being conducted by the U.S. to determine why the head of a man's chipolata is larger than the shaft. The study took 2 years and cost $1.5 million. The results of the study concluded that the head of the chipolata is larger than the shaft to provide the man with more pleasure during sex.
When the results were published, Germany, not convinced the results of the American study, decided that they needed to do their own study. Three years laters, and at a cost of $3.6 million (U.S.), they concluded that the head of a man's chipolata is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more pleasure during sex.
Hearing of these results, a group of scientists in Newfoundland decided to conduct their own study since they didn't trust either the american or German study. After 3 weeks of intense research and a cost of $75.00, the Newfoundland study reached a conclusion: the head of a man's chipolata is larger than the shaft to prevent the man's hand from flying off and hitting him in the forehead.
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