A man and a woman...........
A man and a woman...........
A man and a woman are driving along when they see a wounded skunk on the side of the road. They stop, the woman gets out, picks it up, and brings it into the car. She says, "Look, it's shivering, it must be cold. What should I do?" He says , "Put it between your legs." She says, "What about the smell?" He says, "Hold its nose."
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
