For Queen fans........

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 9:25 am

You should all know the tune,

Bohindian Rhapsody

Naan, just killed a man
poppadom against his head
had lime pickle now he's dead.
Naan, dinner's just begun
but now I'm gonna throw it all away.
Naan, ooh, ooh
Didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back from the loo by this time tomorrow
Curry on, curry on
Cause nothing really Madras.
Too late, my dinner's gone
Sends shivers down my spine
Bottom aching all the time
Goodbye onion bhaji, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and use the loo.
Naan, ooh, ooh
this dupiazza is so mild
I sometimes wish we'd never come here at all.
[Guitar solo]
I see a little chicken tikka on the side
Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh, pass the chutney made of mango
Vindaloo does nicely
Very very spicy
Meat!
Byriani (Byriani)
Byriani (Byriani)
Byriani and a naan
(A vindaloo loo loo loo)
I've eaten balti, somebody help me
He's eaten balti, get him to the lavatory
Stand well back
'Cause the loo is quarantined...
Here it comes
There it goes
Technicolor yawn
I chunder
No!
It's coming up again
(There he goes)
I chunder, it's coming back again
(There he goes)
Coming back again
(up again)
Here it comes again.
(No no no no no no NO)
On my knees, I'm on my knees
On his knees, Oh, there he goes
This vindaloo
Is about to wreck my guts
Poor meee.. Poor meeee...poor MEEEEEE!
[Guitar solo]
So you think you can chunder and then feel alright?
So you try to eat curry and drink beer all night?
Oh maybe, but now you'll puke like a baby
Just had to come out
It just had to come right out in here.
[guitar solo]
[slow bit]
Korma or dupizza
bhaji, naan or saag
nothing makes a difference
nothing makes a difference
to meee....
(Any way the wind blows....shshshsh)

Post by **sirch345** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 11:04 am

LOL LOL How do people think these up

Post by **kevg** » Mon Dec 12, 2005 12:16 am

nah Kaz, you posted the chav version, lol.

there are a few going around, this is the first different version i've seen right enough

iggy1966 · Post by **iggy1966** » Mon Dec 12, 2005 1:51 pm

VTR1000KAZ wrote:
Must be getting old.... my memory is going ! lol

I'm having the same problem err ... thingy whats your name

40 in less than a month

Post by **sirch345** » Mon Dec 12, 2005 2:21 pm

VTR1000KAZ wrote:ok.... having just trawled through all the jokes pages, I can't find this one.
apologies to all, but i could of sworn I posted it on here as soon as i received it.

Must be getting old.... my memory is going ! lol

You may well have posted it Kaz, but it could have been wiped when the site went down

Chris.

tony.wilde1 · Post by **tony.wilde1** » Mon Dec 12, 2005 2:26 pm

sirch345 wrote:
VTR1000KAZ wrote:ok.... having just trawled through all the jokes pages, I can't find this one.
apologies to all, but i could of sworn I posted it on here as soon as i received it.

Must be getting old.... my memory is going ! lol
You may well have posted it Kaz, but it could have been wiped when the "SEAT" went down

Chris.

i think thats what your supposed to do mate!!

Post by **sirch345** » Mon Dec 12, 2005 3:07 pm

LOL Keep taking the tablets Tony, they're bound to kick-in sooner or later

Chris.

yellafella · Post by **yellafella** » Mon Dec 12, 2005 6:19 pm

VTR1000KAZ wrote:
iggy1966 wrote:
VTR1000KAZ wrote:
Must be getting old.... my memory is going ! lol
I'm having the same problem err ... thingy whats your name

40 in less than a month
wwooohhoooooooo party time!!!!!

And mines even closer than that !!!!!

iggy1966 · Post by **iggy1966** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 8:15 am

yellafella wrote:
VTR1000KAZ wrote:
iggy1966 wrote:
I'm having the same problem err ... thingy whats your name

40 in less than a month
wwooohhoooooooo party time!!!!!
And mines even closer than that !!!!!

Double party time