xmas bonus?

tony.wilde1 · Post by **tony.wilde1** » Fri Dec 16, 2005 10:10 am

anyone expecting a xmas bonus this year?

Seeker 77 · Post by **Seeker 77** » Fri Dec 16, 2005 10:12 am

Yep! My bonus is another trip to Iraq in the New Year

Alienist · Post by **Alienist** » Fri Dec 16, 2005 10:36 am

Armour is your friend Mellis. Keep your head down mate.

Pete.L · Post by **Pete.L** » Fri Dec 16, 2005 12:07 pm

A Bonus

Damn it's Christmas again already.
I suppose the Mrs will expect Sex again.

That'll be twice this year, bleedin cheek if you ask me

Pete.l

Alienist · Post by **Alienist** » Fri Dec 16, 2005 12:11 pm

Does she have no shame Pete? Can't she see your busy doing something or other. I agree, she is asking too much of you

Just get her a nice present and be done with it

Pete.L · Post by **Pete.L** » Fri Dec 16, 2005 12:15 pm

I suppose I could Ask Mellis if I could borrow his armour and give it another go. I gave her a present last year and it didn't work

She Expected Both

Alienist · Post by **Alienist** » Fri Dec 16, 2005 12:42 pm

BOTH!!!
Hmmm, I don't think armour is going to help you mate. Just close your eyes and think of your storm, and get it over with quick as you can, then have a couple of pints, watch the football and try not to think about it.

Pete.L · Post by **Pete.L** » Fri Dec 16, 2005 12:55 pm

Oh yes! Acouple of pints (and a Brandy) afterwards (Not before, want to get it over with as quick as possible) That'll give me something to look forward to

Cheers Bud

Alienist · Post by **Alienist** » Fri Dec 16, 2005 12:57 pm

Glad I could help mate. have too look after each other I say

pmcq · Post by **pmcq** » Fri Dec 16, 2005 5:38 pm

Here Mellis, want me to look after that SP1 for the xmas break.... I promise I'll look after it... ahem....

yellafella · Post by **yellafella** » Fri Dec 16, 2005 9:39 pm

Pete.L wrote:A Bonus
Damn it's Christmas again already.
I suppose the Mrs will expect Sex again. That'll be twice this year, bleedin cheek if you ask me

Pete.l

Buy her some batteries this time and she might leave you alone !!!!! Works for me !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hic, hic !!!

tony.wilde1 · Post by **tony.wilde1** » Fri Dec 16, 2005 10:07 pm

and we all know th edifference between bonus and chipolata right?

yer wife will blow yer bonus!!

Post by **sirch345** » Fri Dec 16, 2005 10:13 pm

tony.wilde1 wrote:and we all know th edifference between bonus and chipolata right?

yer wife will blow yer bonus!!

LOL keep taking the tablets mate

Pete.L · Post by **Pete.L** » Mon Dec 19, 2005 8:19 am

Tony said

yer wife will blow yer bonus!!

LMFHO

Sooo true

Yella,
Batteries are good
but after sitting, drunkenly, starring at the X-mas tree last night. I'm devising a plan to get her running off the mains

It's got speed control and flashy warning lights, I think she might like it

Pete.l

Post by **sirch345** » Mon Dec 19, 2005 9:15 am

Pete.L wrote: Yella,
Batteries are good
but after sitting, drunkenly, starring at the X-mas tree last night. I'm devising a plan to get her running off the mains It's got speed control and flashy warning lights, I think she might like it

Pete.l

You'll be running off the mains if she reads that Pete

Chris.