xmas bonus?
Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 10:10 am
anyone expecting a xmas bonus this year? 
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Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 10:12 am
Yep! My bonus is another trip to Iraq in the New Year
Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 10:36 am
Armour is your friend Mellis. Keep your head down mate.
Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 12:07 pm
A Bonus 
Damn it's Christmas again already.
I suppose the Mrs will expect Sex again.
That'll be twice this year, bleedin cheek if you ask me
Pete.l
Damn it's Christmas again already.
I suppose the Mrs will expect Sex again.
That'll be twice this year, bleedin cheek if you ask mePete.l
Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 12:11 pm
Does she have no shame Pete? Can't she see your busy doing something or other. I agree, she is asking too much of you 
Just get her a nice present and be done with it
Just get her a nice present and be done with it Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 12:15 pm
I suppose I could Ask Mellis if I could borrow his armour and give it another go. I gave her a present last year and it didn't work
She Expected Both
She Expected Both
Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 12:42 pm
BOTH!!!
Hmmm, I don't think armour is going to help you mate. Just close your eyes and think of your storm, and get it over with quick as you can, then have a couple of pints, watch the football and try not to think about it.
Hmmm, I don't think armour is going to help you mate. Just close your eyes and think of your storm, and get it over with quick as you can, then have a couple of pints, watch the football and try not to think about it.
Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 12:55 pm
Oh yes! Acouple of pints (and a Brandy) afterwards (Not before, want to get it over with as quick as possible) That'll give me something to look forward to
Cheers BudPosted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 12:57 pm
Glad I could help mate. have too look after each other I say
Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 5:38 pm
Here Mellis, want me to look after that SP1 for the xmas break.... I promise I'll look after it... ahem.... 
Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 9:39 pm
Buy her some batteries this time and she might leave you alone !!!!! Works for me !!!!!!!!!!!!!Pete.L wrote:A Bonus
Damn it's Christmas again already.
I suppose the Mrs will expect Sex again.
Pete.l
Hic, hic !!!
Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 10:07 pm
and we all know th edifference between bonus and chipolata right?
yer wife will blow yer bonus!!
yer wife will blow yer bonus!!
Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 10:13 pm
tony.wilde1 wrote:and we all know th edifference between bonus and chipolata right?
yer wife will blow yer bonus!!
LOL keep taking the tablets mate 
Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2005 8:19 am
Tony said LMFHO
Sooo true
Yella,
Batteries are good
but after sitting, drunkenly, starring at the X-mas tree last night. I'm devising a plan to get her running off the mains It's got speed control and flashy warning lights, I think she might like it
Pete.l
yer wife will blow yer bonus!!
LMFHO Sooo true
Yella,
Batteries are good
but after sitting, drunkenly, starring at the X-mas tree last night. I'm devising a plan to get her running off the mains
It's got speed control and flashy warning lights, I think she might like it Pete.l
Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2005 9:15 am
You'll be running off the mains if she reads that PetePete.L wrote: Yella,
Batteries are good
but after sitting, drunkenly, starring at the X-mas tree last night. I'm devising a plan to get her running off the mains
Pete.l
Chris.