This is from the birthday card given to me by the wife.
WHAT A RIDE!
Motorbikes don't care if you are late!
Motorbikes don't care if you buy motorbike magazines!
You can ride a motorbike as soon as you meet!
Motorbikes don't have parents!
You can ride a friends motorbike and still stay friends!
When riding,, both you and your motorbike arrive at the same time!
You can say bad things to your motorbike & don't have to apologise before you can get another ride!