"I think my breasts are a little too small, I wonder if i could get them enlarged?"
Hubby replies :
"I believe that if you get a small piece of paper and gently rub it up and down between them, then they will grow bigger, although it may take years"
Emma "do you really think that would work dear?"
Hubby "oh yes... I'm sure it will"
Emma "how are you so sure?"
Hubby "Well it has worked for your butt hasn't it"
Emma SLAP
