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tony.wilde1
Posts: 2230 Joined: Thu Apr 10, 2003 9:32 pmLocation: sussex
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by tony.wilde1 Fri Mar 17, 2006 6:11 pm
A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide.
The librarian says;
"Piss off, you won't bring it back."
sirch345
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Posts: 22382 Joined: Mon Aug 25, 2003 10:35 pmLocation: The West Country.
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by sirch345 Fri Mar 17, 2006 7:27 pm
Badger
Posts: 376 Joined: Sat Aug 30, 2003 8:42 pmLocation: Halesowen West Mids
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by Badger Fri Mar 17, 2006 8:25 pm
curly
Posts: 522 Joined: Thu May 01, 2003 7:08 pmLocation: Sunny Cleethorpes
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by curly Mon Mar 20, 2006 3:48 pm
Have you heard the one about the DIY enthusiast who went into the library and said to the Librarian,
"Excuse me, do you have any books on shelves?"
jurgen
Posts: 145 Joined: Fri Feb 03, 2006 1:27 pmLocation: maidenhead
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by jurgen Mon Mar 20, 2006 8:42 pm
Like it...my kind of humour
Jurgs
sirch345
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Posts: 22382 Joined: Mon Aug 25, 2003 10:35 pmLocation: The West Country.
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by sirch345 Tue Mar 21, 2006 10:48 am
VTRgirl
Posts: 2281 Joined: Mon May 16, 2005 3:22 pmLocation: Sunny Queensland, Great Southern Land
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by VTRgirl Wed Mar 22, 2006 1:28 pm
Did you hear about the poor little tulip who lost both her parents?
If you ate yourself would you become twice as big or simply disappear?
iggy1966
Posts: 2052 Joined: Mon Jan 06, 2003 9:05 amLocation: Hull (Cottingham)
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by iggy1966 Wed Mar 22, 2006 1:32 pm
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
VTRgirl
Posts: 2281 Joined: Mon May 16, 2005 3:22 pmLocation: Sunny Queensland, Great Southern Land
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by VTRgirl Wed Mar 22, 2006 2:54 pm
A dyslexic man walked into a bra...
If you ate yourself would you become twice as big or simply disappear?
sirch345
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Posts: 22382 Joined: Mon Aug 25, 2003 10:35 pmLocation: The West Country.
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by sirch345 Wed Mar 22, 2006 3:36 pm
VTRgirl
Posts: 2281 Joined: Mon May 16, 2005 3:22 pmLocation: Sunny Queensland, Great Southern Land
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by VTRgirl Wed Mar 22, 2006 4:41 pm
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
If you ate yourself would you become twice as big or simply disappear?
VTRgirl
Posts: 2281 Joined: Mon May 16, 2005 3:22 pmLocation: Sunny Queensland, Great Southern Land
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by VTRgirl Wed Mar 22, 2006 4:44 pm
A fish swims into a wall.
If you ate yourself would you become twice as big or simply disappear?
