Sheila was having a shower and slipped and did the splits.
She found herself suctioned to the floor. She shouted on her hubby to come help, but she was stuck tight.
"you are stuck tight " he said" so i'll pop next door and get Fred.
Fred comes round and they both try to lift her up but there was no way. "I tell you what" says Fred "I'll go next door and get my hammer and chisel and we can break the tiles under her" "Good idea" says the hubby, "and while you are gone i'll play with her tits" "why you gonna do that?" says Fred.."Well" says hubby "if I can get her wet enuf we can slide her through to the kitchen where the tiles aint so expensive"