Been pulled over?

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VTRgirl
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Been pulled over?

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Here are some phrases it might pay to steer clear of...

1. Can you hold my beer while I get my licence?

2. Sorry Officer, I didn't realise my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

4. Hey, you must've been doin' at least 125mph to keep up with me. Good job!

5. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

6. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

7. Gee thanks! The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

8. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

9. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead they are.

10. When the officer says, "Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
If you ate yourself would you become twice as big or simply disappear?
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8) :wink:
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