GROSS STORIES

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Gross stories.

>
> > ONE
> >
> > About 7 am on August 25th 1998, thirty-six year old Mrs Sarah Jenson
> started
> > her period. By the time she arrived at work an hour later, she had
started
> > to experience a chronic itching sensation in her crotch.
> > Sarah worked as an advisor in a call centre and had recently received a
> > final warning about her poor attendance record. To keep her job, she
tried
> > to ignore the itch and got on with answering customers calls. At
11:25am
> > she reported to her boss that she suffering from severe abdominal pain
and
> > it was only when she collapsed in her own vomit that he called for an
> > ambulance.
> > She was admitted to the Lincoln Hospital, Texas where doctors discovered
> > that her vagina was greatly swollen and her labia had distended to three
> > times normal size. Whilst cleaning the inflamed area, a tampon was found
> and
> > it was sent away for analysis.
> > Suspecting Toxic Shock Syndrome, Sarah was kept under close observation
> > until her condition was no longer critical.
> > One week later the Lab results on the tampon arrived and doctors were
> > baffled to find that it contained traces of wasp venom. It transpires
that
> > Sarah was having an affair with her aerobics instructor, and when her
> > husband Mr Henry Jenson found out, he was so enraged he wanted revenge.
> > Knowing his wife was allergic to insect stings, he purchased wasp venom
> > through a biochemical company. He lightly coated his wife's tampons with
> the
> > venom, resealed the individual wrappers and replaced them in their box.
> Mrs
> > Jenson has filed for a divorce and a case of grievously bodily harm. Mr
> > Jenson is reported as saying,
> > "I just wanted her to have a swell time without me."
> >
> > TWO
> >
> > In March 1997, Brian Crenshaw, a chemical engineer from West London,
> > returned to the UK after spending the previous six months overseeing
work
> at
> > a petrochemicals plant in Nigeria. During his first week back, his wife
> > complained that he seemed to have difficulty listening properly. Brian
> > suggested that his ears had not fully recovered from the air pressure
> > changes experienced during his flight. Over the next two weeks, Brian's
> > condition worsened as he started to feel tickling sensations deep in his
> > ears. Thinking the trouble was caused by loosened ear wax, he attempted
to
> > clean his ears with a ballpoint pen. When he pressed it into his right
> ear,
> > he heard a cracking sound and saw the pen covered in a yellow goo.
> > He went to his local GP claiming had punctured his ear drum. The GP
> reached
> > into Brian s right ear with a pair of tweezers and pulled out what
> appeared
> > to be an insect antenna. During the examination Brian was horrified to
> learn
> > that he had a total of 5 African cockroaches living in his head.
> > Four cockroaches were alive and one cockroach was dead, presumably
crushed
> > by Brian s pen attack. An investigation revealed that when Brian was in
> > Nigeria, a female African cockroach must have laid numerous eggs in the
> > toiletries bag where he kept his cotton buds. When he was cleaning his
> ears,
> > he was also transferring the cockroach eggs to his inner ear where they
> > started to hatch.
> >
> >
> > THREE
> >
> > On September 4 1999 at 9.30 am Ron Guptey of N.S.W Australia went into
> > hospital complaining of severe pain in the rectum area. The doctor on
call
> > examined him, he found severe swelling around the anus but was left
> puzzled
> > because he had not seen such a thing before. Two more doctors examined
and
> > they too were left confused about what was happening. Ron's health was
> > deteriorating as the day wore on, he developed a fever and was suffering
a
> > lot of pain around his abdomen. The doctors gave pain killers but the
> > symptoms worsened until 2.57 pm when he lapsed into a coma and 2 hours
> later
> > was pronounced dead. An investigation was led to discover the reason of
> > death.
> > During the post mortem, traces of wood bark were found inside the rectal
> > passage, but as the examination went further the doctor discovered about
3
> > or 4 black widow spiders in Ron s intestine. The police found a tree
with
> a
> > cut of branch along the side in Ron s back yard, there were traces of KY
> > jelly and traces of rectal juices along the branch. There was also
Black
> > widow egg shells found inside the bark. Ron was apparently satisfying
> > himself with this tree stump, but failed to notice the black widow nest
on
> > the tree. During his sexual act he had impregnated himself with the
black
> > widow eggs. The eggs had embedded in his rectal passage walls and were
> kept
> > at the required temperature for the eggs to develop and finally hatch.
> Once
> > the baby spiders were
> > hatched they had bitten him and had poisoned him from the inside.
> >
> > FOUR
> >
> > Susy DeLucci and the Miracle of Life. One morning around 5am 22 year
old
> > Susan DaLucci of Kittery Maine, woke up with a painful need to urinate.
At
> > first she thought she had diarrhoea, but when she stood up out of bed,
she
> > realised that it was urinary pain. It was very similar to the feeling
of
> > having diarrhoea, just out the wrong hole. She wobbled to the toilet and
> > upon sitting on it, her vagina erupted into the most horrific messy
> farting
> > noise anyone has ever heard. In paralysing pain, Ms. DeLucci for the
next
> > few minutes continued to push and squirt out of her vagina a burning
tide
> of
> > wretch and filth while she gripped the sides of the toilet,
> white-knuckled.
> > She was screaming wildly, and the neighbours called the police. When
> medics
> > arrived they found Ms. DeNucci unconscious lying on the floor of her
> > bathroom wearing nothing but her bath robe. Running down her leg, was a
> > stream of brown and green syrup. The medic had to transfer her to a
> > stretcher, so he grabbed her left leg which was bent crossing her other
> leg,
> > to straighten her out. She was lying there all twisted up. When he
lifted
> > her left leg to straighten her body out, he exposed her vagina at which
> > point a creature, no larger than the tip of a finger wormed its way out
of
> > her genitals and landed on the floor with a wet popping sound. Shocked,
> the
> > medic stared at the creature that was lying on the tile bathroom floor
in
> a
> > casing of mucous. It was a tiny mud shrimp and it sat there on the cold
> > floor gasping for water while flipping itself back and forth. The
> horrified
> > medic turned to the toilet as he felt the nausea setting in. When he
put
> > his face down into the toilet to puke what he saw was so horrific that
to
> > this day he cannot look into a toilet without convulsing. The entire
> toilet
> > bowl was boiling with baby brown mud shrimp flipping and splashing at a
> > furious pace.
> > If you think that is bad - wait until you hear how it happened: Ms.
> DeLucci
> > official death was the result of a combination of shock and severe head
> > trauma. She stood up over the toilet in pain and when she saw what she
had
> > done, she went into shock and fell, smashing her head on the toilet and
> then on
> > the floor. It is believed by medical police that on two nights before
> > the accident she had purchased a live lobster at a fish market. While
> lying
> > in a tub, she gently inserted the creature's tail into her vagina to
> derive
> > pleasure. At that point, she held a lighter under the creature's face
> > causing it to flip its tail in a violent snapping motion. The medics
found
> a
> > lesbian video in the VCR and the TV was positioned on a table in front
of
> > the tub. The lobster was found in the kitchen garbage can wrapped in a
> > paper bag. Traces of Ms. DeLucci's DNA were found on the lobster along
> with
> > pubic hairs that had wedged themselves between the lobster tail joints.
> The
> > lobster's face was lightly burned with the same fuel used in lighters.
> The
> > lobster's digestive track and colon were found to be full of mud shrimp
> egg
> > casings. Doctors believe that the lobster had eaten them (they are
common
> in the
> > water at fish markets and are usually harmlessly boiled to death) and
the
> > lobster had crapped them out into Ms. DeLucci's vagina when she was
> torturing
> > it. Maine mud shrimp only take two days to gestate and Ms.DeLucci was
only
> four
> > days away from getting her period, doctors believe that at that point of
> her
> > menstrual cycle, her womb was the perfect PH balance to grow these mud
> shrimp
> > which are a much larger version of the popular "Sea Monkey" pets sold
> throughout
> > the US. Over night the eggs had hatched and the mud shrimp began
doubling
> in
> > size every ten minutes. You can imagine the pain she was in when she
woke
> up
> > that morning and gave birth to well over 1,000 mud shrimp in her toilet.