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Well, it had to happen sooner or later.

Right on midnight. Pitch black. Couldn't see a thing. Not a scrap of light anywhere. It was a high-speed, head-on collision.

I went straight into a wheelie-walker. Flamin' afternoon staff didn't leave a bed-light on for us night dutiers & I walked straight into it. Made a heck of a lot of noise & woke the two demented ladies who were sharing the room (never a good thing, waking the demented...).

There was much blood & bruising, and for anyone who knows what a wheelie-walker is, that will give you an idea of just how nasty the impact was... And also, for those in the know, you will be aware of the height of these things, and thus, the rather delicate area of my injuries ...

Anyway, I'm sore & greatly in need of sympathy, so bring it on.

BTW, the bike's fine although i did have a bit of trouble starting it for the ride home...

Any accident where blood is drawn cant be good ( no idea what a wheelie walker is) HOPE YOU RECOVER SOON, fncapslock, glad bike is fine, ps I went out with a nurse once when younger, but she didnt have patience with me ( droll kiwi humour)(beats sheep jokes)

awwww shi* ..c'mere girl lemme kiss it better.... .wheelie walker eh..
think we call em Zimmer frames over here..sounds like you could use one yerself m8!......

Typical woman not looking where she was going

Wheelie-walker's, schmicko's whatever next ...........

You sod you had me worried for the first couple of lines

well, that wasn't very fair dinkum of the nightstaff... (see, check me, down wit da lingo)

dookie wrote:You sod you had me worried for the first couple of lines

YEAH TOTALLY! i actually thought it was going to be a nasty thread, but its just semi-nasty! Hope you get better soon, at least the bike didnt get harmed!

i expect it was your "twin air-bags"that saved you from most of the injuries!!

your lucky we got clos diff

You got me there!!
Hope the bruises heal soon.

Can we have a "No bikes were harmed" warning next time.

VTRgirl you deserve a slap for that

Next time carry a small torch with you

Awww, thanks for all the well-wishes, peoples, oh, and the slaps. I agree I deserve those . And Marty, I'll have to take you up on the kiss-better some time .

Painful though it was, I hunted down a pic of the evil machine for those in the dark ( )...



Tony, luckily, my "twin air bags" weren't hurt in the accident

Kitch, splendid attempt. You'll be schmoozing with the locals in no time!

Kaz, that's just too cruel. Toooooo cruel.

Max, I note your eager anticipation of my next post. I shall endeavour to make it a good'un

nice colour, red being fast un all but the steering looks a bit ropey

BTW miss VTRgirl I promised you ages ago that I would not put a top box on my storm, but this week I went back on that promise and now have a really boxy box on her, pizza delivery here I come. Sorry

You may now take the pi$$

One 12 inch pepperone with spicy pork, garlic bread,& bottle of coke please.mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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