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Riding from Leicester to Gainsborough the other evening. Done the journey a few times so to keep my interest up I see if I can knock a few minutes off the journey time.

Leave 40 limit and blast passed big flash Bimmer. Next 40 limit big flash Bimmer is behind me with big blue flashing lights in the grill. B*stards!

"Do you know what speed you were doing?"

"About 70?"

"You were well over the ton. Speeding is dangerous, antisocial, immoral, spreads disease, causes global warming" etc etc (I may have embroidered some of that).

Anyway the upshot is that I have no fine and no ban. The reason? Big flash Bimmer doesn't have camera, calibrated speedo etc, so they can't prove anything.

Oh and the bloke being chauffered around in big flash Bimmer and giving me grief? Chief Constable of Lincolnshire. Well, if you're going to get a bollocking off a copper, may as well make it the top one.

His final words: "I've got your number, and if you're ever found doing anything again in my county I'll make sure you're prosecuted"

wonker

You jammy FU---R if that had been me they would have tore my licence and confiscated my wheels.. tho I did breeze past a parked volvo plod in Wales this week and was long gone before he could move HE HE

yes i'm sure he's going to check all the speeding offences

what a pillock

Lucky Barstid!!!!!!

Nice one!!
I bet his chauffeur never speeds! Yeah not much.

lucky ferker!!!!do the lottery this week!!

Thats lucky!

I guess the only answer you can give under these circumstances is pledge £500 to Tony's slush fund and promise to join the nearest Anti Social Speeders Encounter Group.

simon t wrote:
His final words: "I've got your number, and if you're ever found doing anything again in my county I'll make sure you're prosecuted"

wonker

Says it all....you were very lucky by the sounds of it though!