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OK, so I get an expensed trip to London for a training course 18th-22nd... to stop me going mental for lack of internet access (sad geek) and lack of bike access (taking train) anyone in or around Hampstead area on here know anything fun to do?

I've only been twice before... I'm not really a fan of London.

Don't guys meet for manly chats and a beer on a heath around there?

i hate london, its a crap hole, however theres loads to do, just depends what sort of stuff your into!

Im about 60miles south so try to stay away!

Well I have seen on the news in the past that a few MPs have had some interesting liasons on Hampstead heath

And so, in an hour, I'll be setting off for our nation's esteemed capital... hmm.

If I get raped half to death by a crack addicted, aids infected pitbull wearing a burbery doggy cap and draped in an England flag, I'll try and drag my bleeding husk to an internet cafe and let y'all know how it went and whether he phoned me afterwards.

Sigh... 4 days of no bike and no net make Kitchy a sad goth (try and avoid the obvious joke eh?). And I'll miss MotoGP too and Catalunya is always a favourite circuit of mine.

Still, I'll be working in Camden which I'm hoping will be fair crawling with so many hot, young goth chicks that I have to beat 'em off with a stick. Then drag their concussed, slender, black-clad forms back to my hotel.

See you in a few...