> Michael Caine's party-
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> Back in the Swinging Sixties, Michael Caine is holding a big Showbiz
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> party in his fiddler new house. Everyone who's anyone is there - top
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> stars from the worlds of movies and music, fashion and art. There's a
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> feast of pints, the best wines that money can buy, oysters,
champagne,
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> Lennon and McCartney are helping themselves at the bar, Jim Morrison
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> his band are sitting on the couch singing "Light My Fire", and over
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> the corner, George Peppard's getting very pally with Sophia Loren.
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> going really well, until Jim Morrison decides he's bored out of his
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> skull, and wants to go home for an early night curled up with a good
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> book "Oi, Jim," objects Michael Caine, "party's just got started.
How's
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> about I get one of 'the ladies' to take you into the spare bedroom
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> bit of the 'how's yer father?'" "Fair play," nods Jim [well that's
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> his exact words, but you get the gist], "as long as she does the rest
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> the band, too." "Not a problem, Jim," smiles Michael, as he pulls a
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> young dolly bird in close and whispers some instructions in her ear.
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> Half an hour later, the young lass is just wiping her chin, when in
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> walks Ringo Starr from the Beatles. "Alright, luv?" he drones, "don't
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> suppose you fancy extending that service to me, do you?". The young
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> woman thinks about this for a second, then says What the hell!" and
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> proceeds to unzip Ringo's fly and get to work. Ringo's having a grand
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> time, until, mere moments before the end, The door opens and Michael
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> "I told you," Caine snarls.
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> (You're gonna love this)
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>" You're only supposed to blow the bloody Doors off"
Micheal caines party
Micheal caines party
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."