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iggy1966
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this is fun

Post by iggy1966 »

> > > OUT TO DINNER MATHEMATICS
> > >
> > > This is pretty neat how it works out.
> > >
> > >
> > > DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST
> > >
> > >
> > > It takes less than a minute.......
> > >
> > >
> > > Work this out as you read.
> > >
> > >
> > > Don't cheat and read the bottom until you've worked through it!
> > >
> > >
> > > This is fun!
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > 1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to
> > have
> > > dinner out. (try for more than once but less than 10)
> > >
> > >
> > > 2. Multiply this number by 2 (Just to be bold)
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > 3. Add 5. (Just because)
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > 4. Multiply it by 50 - I'll wait while you get the
> > > calculator.................
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > 5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1753.... If you
> > > haven't, add 1752..........
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > 6.. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > You should have a three digit number .
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > The first digit of this was your original number
> > >
> > > (How many times you want to eat out each week.)
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > The next two numbers are...
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it IS!!!!!)
> > >
> > >
> > > THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2003) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND
> > > WHILE IT LASTS. IMPRESSIVE, ISN'T IT?
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