> > A woman is having an affair during the day while her
> > husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home
> > unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom
> > closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home.
> >
> > She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that
> > the little boy is in there already.
> >
> > The little boy says, "Dark in here."
> >
> > The man says, "Yes, it is."
> >
> > Boy - "I have a baseball."
> >
> > Man - "That's nice."
> >
> > Boy - "Want to buy it?"
> >
> > Man - "No, thanks."
> >
> > Boy - "My dad's outside."
> >
> > Man - "OK, how much?"
> >
> > Boy - "$250"
> >
> > In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy
> > and the lover are in the closet together.
> >
> > Boy - "Dark in here."
> >
> > Man - "Yes, it is."
> >
> > Boy - "I have a baseball glove."
> >
> > The lover remembering the last time, asks the boy,
> > "How much?"
> >
> > Boy - "$750"
> >
> > Man - "Fine."
> >
> > A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab
> > your glove, let's go outside and have a game of
> > catch."
> >
> > The boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my
> > glove."
> >
> > The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
> >
> > Boy - "$1,000"
> >
> > The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your
> > friends like that... that is way more than those two
> > things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make
> > you confess."
> >
> > They go to the church and the father makes the little
> > boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the
> > door.
> >
> >
> > The boy says, "Dark in here."
> >
> >
> > The priest says, "Don't start that sh1t again...."