the oil shortage

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THE OIL SHORTAGE

A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have
an oil shortage here in America.
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Well, there's a very simple answer. Nobody bothered to check the oil.
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We just didn't know we were getting low. The reason for that is purely geographical.
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Our OIL is located in Alaska
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California
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Oklahoma
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and
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TEXAS
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Our
DIPSTICKS
are located in
Washington DC

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