How to drink red wine

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VTRgirl
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How to drink red wine

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1. Open bottle & allow to breathe.

2. If it doesn't seem to be breathing, give it mouth-to-mouth.
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iggy1966
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Post by iggy1966 »

Amen to that :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
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