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iggy1966
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Post by iggy1966 »

Dear All
> > An ad found in the Canberra Times, Personals
> > Section . I reckon this bloke should have got a
> > few replies simply for taking the time to think of
> > this!
> >
> > "Wanted A tall well built woman with good
> > reputation, who can cook frogs
> > legs, who appreciates a good fuc-
> > schia garden, classic music and tal-
> > king without getting too serious.
> >
> > Interested? Then please only read
> > lines 1, 3 and 5; still interested?
> > Call me at...... nnnnnnnnn"
> > Yours sincerely
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
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