Posh Spice

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tiggerii
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Posh Spice

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Victoria Beckham was being driven around the countryside in her limo. Suddenly a cow walked into the road and, unable to stop in time, the limo hit the cow.

Slightly shaken up, the driver went to see if the cow was alright.

"Is it alright?" asked Victoria.

The driver prodded the cow with his foot and shook his head. "No ma'am, it's dead."

"Well you were driving, so you can go tell the farmer what happened!"

So the driver went off to the nearby farm. A couple of hours later he came back holding a bottle of wine, his clothes scruffy and messed up.

"Oh my goodness, what happened to you?" exclaimed Posh. "Well ma'am," explained the driver, "the farmer gave me this bottle of wine, the farmer's wife gave me a kiss and their daughter made love to me."

"What the hell did you say to them?"



"I'm Victoria Beckham's driver and I've just killed the cow."
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Post by VTRgirl »

At least you've shipped her off to somewhere she's likely to fit in now :roll:

Heard the same joke years ago about one of our politicians.
If you ate yourself would you become twice as big or simply disappear?
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