World's Shortest Fairytale

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VTRgirl
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World's Shortest Fairytale

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Once upon a time a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"

The girl said "No!"

And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and farted whenever he wanted.

THE END
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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