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Kermit
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Post by Kermit »

No wonder the Italians are so upset, I know what it's like to lose a tenor ! :roll:
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Post by iggy1966 »

Jeeeez!!! how quick is that!!!

Good though :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by tony.wilde1 »

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Excellent :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by andy c »

They used to be the three tenors now there only 20 quid
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Post by curly »

I've heard that Elton John is going to take Pavarottis place,
They will be called the 2 Tenors and a nine bob note!!! :P
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Post by VTRgirl »

Much along the same lines, but...

Pavarotti knocks on the Pearly Gates.

St Peter opens them and says "Oh Luciano, it's you, Come on in - squeeze through".

Pavarotti says "I have a letter from the Pope for you".

St Peter opens it up.

It says "Here's that tenor I owe you".
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