On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together. One day the horse fell into a bog and began to sink. The horse begged for the chicken to go get the farmer to help!
The chicken ran back to the farm. He searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor. Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Ducati. Finding the keys, the chicken sped off with a length of rope, hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.
Back at the bog, the horse was surprised to see the chicken arrive on a shiny Duke. He managed to get a hold of the rope the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the back of the bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward and with the aid of the powerful bike, he rescued the horse.
Happy and proud the chicken drove the bike back to the farmhouse and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned. The friendship between the two pals was cemented. Best buddies, best pals!
A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon he began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life! The horse thought a moment, walked over and straddled the large puddle. Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his "weiner" and he would lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip and the horse pulled him uo and out, and saved his life!
Moral of the story: When you're hung like a horse, you don't need a Ducati to pick up chicks!
Have you got one?
Have you got one?
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The Stig of 2 wheels as well as 4 !
The Stig of 2 wheels as well as 4 !