A man walks in....

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iggy1966
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A man walks in....

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A man walks into a fish and chip shop with
a fish under his arm.
"Do you have any fishcakes?" he asks.
"Yes, of course," says the fish shop owner.
"Great," replies the man, nodding at
the fish under his arm, "It's his birthday."
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
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RQ
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Post by RQ »

You hadn't posted any jokes for so long there it got boring......... and you came back with that one ?????? :wink:
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Post by iggy1966 »

It the only material I've got to work with at the moment!!!!!!!
:( :(

Promise to do better next time. :oops: :oops:
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
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I'll plagiarize a few tonight at home too. Mine aren't much better at the mo!
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RQ wrote:I'll plagiarize a few tonight at home too. Mine aren't much better at the mo!
No Sh*t Sherlock :lol: :lol: :lol:
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
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Ooooooooh. ( :wink: ) !!
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You're a funny guy...................

( Cue scene from Goodfella's :) :) :) )

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it can get worse

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A MAN WALKS INTO A BAR........ AND SAYS OUCH!

tOLD yOU?*&%$
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