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iggy1966
Posts: 2052 Joined: Mon Jan 06, 2003 9:05 am
Location: Hull (Cottingham)
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by iggy1966 » Thu Apr 15, 2004 4:36 pm
A man walks into a fish and chip shop with
a fish under his arm.
"Do you have any fishcakes?" he asks.
"Yes, of course," says the fish shop owner.
"Great," replies the man, nodding at
the fish under his arm, "It's his birthday."
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
RQ
Posts: 623 Joined: Wed Jul 09, 2003 10:31 pm
Location: Limerick , Ireland
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by RQ » Thu Apr 15, 2004 4:41 pm
You hadn't posted any jokes for so long there it got boring......... and you came back with that one ??????
RQ.
The Stig of 2 wheels as well as 4 !
iggy1966
Posts: 2052 Joined: Mon Jan 06, 2003 9:05 am
Location: Hull (Cottingham)
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by iggy1966 » Thu Apr 15, 2004 5:02 pm
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
RQ
Posts: 623 Joined: Wed Jul 09, 2003 10:31 pm
Location: Limerick , Ireland
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by RQ » Thu Apr 15, 2004 5:16 pm
I'll plagiarize a few tonight at home too. Mine aren't much better at the mo!
RQ.
The Stig of 2 wheels as well as 4 !
iggy1966
Posts: 2052 Joined: Mon Jan 06, 2003 9:05 am
Location: Hull (Cottingham)
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by iggy1966 » Thu Apr 15, 2004 5:18 pm
RQ wrote: I'll plagiarize a few tonight at home too. Mine aren't much better at the mo!
No Sh*t Sherlock
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
RQ
Posts: 623 Joined: Wed Jul 09, 2003 10:31 pm
Location: Limerick , Ireland
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by RQ » Thu Apr 15, 2004 5:23 pm
Ooooooooh. (
) !!
RQ.
The Stig of 2 wheels as well as 4 !
EggShellBlond
Posts: 192 Joined: Thu Nov 06, 2003 5:55 pm
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by EggShellBlond » Thu Apr 15, 2004 6:53 pm
You're a funny guy...................
( Cue scene from Goodfella's
)
Stu
If a job's worth doing..........It's worth paying someone to do it properly
STEVESTORM
Posts: 85 Joined: Thu Mar 04, 2004 7:47 pm
Location: CHELMSFORD ENGLAND
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by STEVESTORM » Thu Apr 22, 2004 9:51 pm
A MAN WALKS INTO A BAR........ AND SAYS OUCH!
tOLD yOU?*&%$