This years Burns Night poem

[cupasoop]

A change from previous years......

JIM O SHACHTER

Intae the wids amongst the trees
Jim bared his erse, his cheeks tae ease
Nae sooner had his breeks gan doon
Than shity flees were swarmin roon

Intae the wind he bared his baws
And frae his erse a big keeck faws
The reek it curled amongst the trees
Twis enough tae mak the birdies sneeze
An a the beasts in burn and ditch
Got a whiff o something awfy rich

Big Jim he wis in awfy pain
It came out his erse like a nine pun wean
There wis a tear faw fae his ee
Fur a bigger shite you’d never see

Big Jims erse wis raw and sair
Says Big Jim I’ll shite nae mair
Yonder it lay among the grit
A steemin, stinkin muckle sh1t

There it lay sae soft sae fresh
Nae hair ,nae teeth, nae brains, nae flesh
Tae wipe his erse Jim yaised a docken
While a aroon the birds were boacken

Jim happed it ower wi stanes and stoor
Then sauntered off across the moor
A wee bit quicker wi bein sae light
Efter riddin himself o that muckle shite

Noo a’ve telt ye this tale for a wee bit laughter
A tale ye can tell for ever after
A tell ye noo, a swear its true
The tale o Jim o Shachter

[Pete.L]

Brings a whole new meaning to Burns Night that does Cuppa

[Jaglifter]

Excellent

[Zer0Zer0]

Aw cuppa min..tha's fkin gallus that likes eh! A nine pun wean...
jings ma ribs are still sair..

[bikerpiker]

Brilliant,,,havny laughed as much for ages

[bikerpiker]

Robert Burns wasnae just a great poet .....he enjoyed a rumble between the sheets as well, the stats in the link below are i think wrong , i think it was "only" 12 children by 4 different women

http://www.time.com/time/world/article/ ... 23,00.html

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Ode to a Haggis (with translations)



Read the poem at the to of the thread if you havnt already ...excellent

[tony.mon]

Awfully droll.

Spiffing lark!

Well dunny.