There are several men in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone that was on one of the benches rings. A man picks it up and the following conversation ensues:
- "Hello?"
- "Honey, It's me. Are you at the club?"
- "Yes."
- "Great! I am at the mall 2 blocks from where you are. I saw a beautiful mink coat... It is absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?"
- "What's the price?"
- "Only $1,500.00"
- "Well, OK, go ahead and get, if you like it that much..."
- "Ahhh and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2001 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman and he gave me a really good price ... and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year..."
- "What price did he quote you?"
- "Only $60,000..."
- "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
- "Great! Before we hang up, something else..."
- "What?"
- "It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and...I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and I saw the house we had looked at last year. It's on sale!! Remember? The one with a pool, English Garden, acre of park area, beachfront property..."
- "How much are they asking?"
- "Only $450,000... a magnificent price, and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover..."
- "Well, than go ahead and buy it, but just bid $420,000. OK?"
- "OK, sweetie... Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!!"
- "Bye... I do too..."
The man hangs up, closes the phone's flap and raises his hand while holding the phone and asks to all those present:
- "Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
Wives spending your hard earned cash
Wives spending your hard earned cash
RQ.
The Stig of 2 wheels as well as 4 !
The Stig of 2 wheels as well as 4 !
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STEVESTORM
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GIVE ME MY PHONE
RETURN MY PHONE OR I'LL SEND THE BOYS ROUND ON ONE OF MY FIRESTORMS TO COLLECT IT - WHO DRIVES MERCEDES? 
