True story #2

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True story #2

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A man and a woman were "letting off steam" in a Fiat Uno, which they had parked in a lay-by near Florence. Suddenley, the man screamed out in pain! In the confined space of the Uno, which is one of the smallest cars in the world, he had strained his back and as a result, couldn't move. His partner was trapped beneath him.
Eventually the woman managed to reach out her hand and start honking the horn. A passing policeman stopped, but realised there was nothing he could do on his own, so he called out the fire brigade. The fireman solved the problem, but he had to cut the roof off the car to free the couple.
After the injured man was taken to hospital, the woman started to cry. The policeman turned to reassure her, telling her that her boyfriend would be fine. But she refused to be comforted: "Boyfriend nothing! My husband is gonna kill me when he sees whats happened to his car!"
You know the Austin Powers movies? I have always wanted to date someone like Allota Fagina... but I always seem to date her sister Sandy.
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