My dad told me "always wash yourself in the shower top to bottom and front to back.Beamish wrote:Very wise. Like that a lot.LotusSevenMan wrote:My father said to me long before I could vote that when I was old enough " Vote for the party that is going to do you the least harm; 'cos none of them will do you any good!!!"
Wise bloke my dad!
That way, although you might get pubic dandruff, you'll never get athlete's rock".
Wise man. my dad.
Died of athlete's rock ten years back now, I can never think of him except naked in the shower doing handstands, the showoff.