We all know that it is a sin for a Taliban or Al Qaeda male to see any
woman naked other than his wife, and that he must commit suicide if he
does.
So, this Saturday at 4:00 pm all women living in England are asked to
walk out of their houses, completely naked, to help weed out any
neighbourhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is
recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.
All men are to position themselves in garden chairs in front of their
houses to prove they are not Taliban or Al Qaeda, and to demonstrate
that they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wives and
to show support for all English women.
And since the Taliban and Al Qaeda also do not approve of alcohol, a
cold six-pack of Stella or any similar beer at your side would be
further proof of your anti-Taliban and Al Qaeda sentiments.
The British Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists
and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
God Defend England
IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON
Be patriotic!!!!!!!!!
Be patriotic!!!!!!!!!
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
