Two vultures boarded a plane, each carrying two dead raccoons.
The stewardess stops them and says "sorry sir, only one carrion per
passenger."
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot his whole life, which created
an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which
made him frail, and with his odd diet, he suffered from very bad breath.
This made him .......a super-callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Sorry.....
Sorry.....
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."