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iggy1966
Posts: 2052 Joined: Mon Jan 06, 2003 9:05 am
Location: Hull (Cottingham)
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by iggy1966 » Thu May 20, 2004 8:10 am
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
cupasoop
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Posts: 2687 Joined: Sat Mar 06, 2004 11:02 pm
Location: Ayrshire, Scotland
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by cupasoop » Thu May 20, 2004 9:11 am
Thats out national sport up here mate, nothing better than tossing (oo'err) a haggis at the weekend. Did you know that the legs on the left hand side of a haggis are shorter than on the right hand side? This is because they only ever run around hills in an anti-clockwise direction! Amazing, eh?
Rich.
iggy1966
Posts: 2052 Joined: Mon Jan 06, 2003 9:05 am
Location: Hull (Cottingham)
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by iggy1966 » Thu May 20, 2004 9:23 am
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
cupasoop
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by cupasoop » Thu May 20, 2004 10:28 am
Rich.
iggy1966
Posts: 2052 Joined: Mon Jan 06, 2003 9:05 am
Location: Hull (Cottingham)
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by iggy1966 » Thu May 20, 2004 10:57 am
Eeerrrrrrr Ok
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
RQ
Posts: 623 Joined: Wed Jul 09, 2003 10:31 pm
Location: Limerick , Ireland
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by RQ » Thu May 20, 2004 11:15 am
RQ.
The Stig of 2 wheels as well as 4 !
cupasoop
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by cupasoop » Thu May 20, 2004 11:22 am
I'm just having one of those days at work. No matter, I'll be unemployed again on Wenesday so I can lie in my bed for most of the day and get back to normal.
Rich.
RQ
Posts: 623 Joined: Wed Jul 09, 2003 10:31 pm
Location: Limerick , Ireland
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by RQ » Thu May 20, 2004 11:33 am
Whoa, that work thing must really do your head in!! I find it is that nasty piece of time between stormin and boozin!
RQ.
The Stig of 2 wheels as well as 4 !
cupasoop
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Posts: 2687 Joined: Sat Mar 06, 2004 11:02 pm
Location: Ayrshire, Scotland
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by cupasoop » Thu May 20, 2004 11:39 am
You said it....a real nasty piece of business.
Rich.