Dont mess with Jock

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cupasoop
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Dont mess with Jock

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Jock takes his wife to casualty.
She has no teeth, a broken nose & 2 black eyes.
Dr asks what happened
Jock says "She's was going through the change"
Dr says "That doesn't happen goin through the change"
Jock replies "It does when its in my fcuking pocket...!"
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Re: Dont mess with Jock

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4 wheels move the body, 2 wheels move the soul...........
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