paddy again

[desborough]

paddy says to murphy god i need a dump ,well go have one says murphy , i cant cause theres no paper; says paddy well use five pound says murphy , thats a good idea ,so off he goes , after a while he comes back with his hands all covered in poo, what the heck have you done says murphy , well you should try wiping your butt with four pound coins and two fifty pences and see how you get on said paddy

[Pete.L]