paddys in the pub

[desborough]

paddys in the pub drunk as a lord , decides he needs a pee so up he gets and falls flat on his face , next he decides he wants another guinness , up he gets and falls flat on his face, next he fancies a bag of crisps .so up he gets and he falls flat on his face , after a while he thinks sod this i,m goin home , so up he gets and falls flat on his face , eventually he gets home and to bed , next morning his wife wakes him up ,drunk again you old prat she says , how do you now that said paddy ? well the landlord rang and said you left your wheelchair in the pub .