Re: Awesomeness.

ChrisC · Post by **ChrisC** » Tue Jan 19, 2010 12:40 pm

Wow...Total respect for that guy! It's just a pity that the women in the audience did'nt have any ........and shut the f****p ...
I've been trying for years to play guitar, now I know where I've been going wrong .....You guessed it

seb421 · Post by **seb421** » Tue Jan 19, 2010 3:23 pm

Thats Mark Goffeney Has a band called Big Toe... No honestly.

http://www.bigtoerocks.com/

http://www.myspace.com/markgoffeney

marravtr · Post by **marravtr** » Tue Jan 19, 2010 4:38 pm

respect due!! i cant even play one with me hands

lee67 · Post by **lee67** » Tue Jan 19, 2010 7:29 pm

respect to the dude'.....tim i bought myself a cheap guitar in august to finally learn on, for my b'day in september sue bought me a nice johhny cash black fender....4 months in , i can now play quite a few songs, from mr cash, bob dylan, beatles etc etc...no lessons just 30 mins aday!!.....try to learn chords first and if u can manage 3-4..then u have cracked it m8....

i love mine!!!!

ChrisC · Post by **ChrisC** » Tue Jan 19, 2010 8:36 pm

WELL DONE LEE , Hurts the finger tips at first does'nt it ?
I just pick mine up now and again(Huh no commitment I hear you say)But since i bought a fair sized Amp we don't have any problems with cats in the garden!

BONUS

marravtr · Post by **marravtr** » Tue Jan 19, 2010 9:16 pm

recon im gonna get mine out the loft and give it another go again

benny hedges · Post by **benny hedges** » Wed Jan 20, 2010 9:06 am

FirestormMike wrote:Just goes to show that where there's a will, there's a way. This guy has some skill.

[youtube][/youtube]

right, ok, i'm confused.
amazing skills, never seen that done before - must be some oddball slide tuning cos there's no way you can hold down a chord with your toes, but what's got me is how the crouton did he carry his stuff there if he's got no arms?

if a m8 took him there he can't be much of a friend, dumping him in the road in the middle of nowhere and then fking off.
thinking about it, having no arms is possible the worst thing ever when you think of all the things you can't do.
eg how does he wipe his butt?
i'd like to see a vid of that. that would be amazing.

i play guitar too btw, had a few nice ones over the last 30yrs, but used the same tokai strat since 1990, love it

cupasoop · Post by **cupasoop** » Wed Jan 20, 2010 10:41 am

benny hedges wrote: eg how does he wipe his butt?

Ever seen a dog that has worms?

VTR Marmite · Post by **VTR Marmite** » Wed Jan 20, 2010 11:56 am

I crapped out of playing guitar and stumped for the bass instead, only 4 strings but you need a lotta riddim! (or rhythm

) Tend to play to a lot of 12 bar blues, cos my dad is a bloody blues-a-holic

benny hedges · Post by **benny hedges** » Wed Jan 20, 2010 6:00 pm

Timbo wrote:
i find it disturbing that you want to see a video of him trying to wipe his elbow

i honestly don't have a poo fetish or awt...
but i once tried my luck on a dating site and couldn't think of a username, so i called myself Henry's Cat.

unfortunately the site didn't allow commas or spaces in names so it came out as Henryscat.
I kept getting really wierd messages from strange people.

AMCQ46 · Post by **AMCQ46** » Wed Jan 20, 2010 6:19 pm

benny hedges wrote: but i once tried my luck on a dating site and couldn't think of a username, so i called myself Henry's Cat.

unfortunately the site didn't allow commas or spaces in names so it came out as Henryscat.
I kept getting really wierd messages from strange people.

Is this the start of the next random subject on Firsestorm UK. After Erectile disfunction, Piles, can we now review internet dating [whats wrong with just sticking to internet porn

].

over to you guys for the most bizare date story.

tony.mon · Post by **tony.mon** » Thu Jan 21, 2010 12:55 pm

Not dating, but username...
My daughter thought "I can't believe it's not butter" was a good username, but without the spaces it comes out as "Icantbelieveitsnotbutter".

Which led me to ask her why Snotbutter couldn't believe it; maybe she'll start talking to me again soon...