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only in america!!!!!!!!

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hi guy's

iam sorry i havnt been on here for a while but i have been very busy with work n life now iam living over here life is great :D

dont try the link it doesnt work


activists Missing After Declaring “War on Leather” at Motorcycle Rally

http://glossynews.com/society/201001...orcycle-rally/

Johnstown, PA (GlossyNews) – Local and state police scoured the hills outside rural Johnstown, Pennsylvania, after reports of three animal rights activists going missing after attempting to protest the wearing of leather at a large motorcycle gang rally this weekend. Two others, previously reported missing, were discovered by fast food workers “duct taped inside several fast food restaurant dumpsters,” according to police officials.


“Something just went wrong,” said a still visibly shaken organizer of the protest. “Something just went horribly, horribly, wrong.”

The organizer said a group of concerned animal rights activist groups, “growing tired of throwing fake blood and shouting profanities at older women wearing leather or fur coats,” decided to protest the annual motorcycle club event “in a hope to show them our outrage at their wanton use of leather in their clothing and motor bike seats.” “In fact,” said the organizer, “motorcycle gangs are one of the biggest abusers of wearing leather, and we decided it was high time that we let them know that we disagree with them using it…ergo, they should stop.”

According to witnesses, protesters arrived at the event in a vintage 1960’s era Volkswagen van and began to pelt the gang members with balloons filled with red colored water, simulating blood, and shouting “you’re murderers” to passers by. This, evidently, is when the brouhaha began.

“They peed on me!!!” charged one activist. “They grabbed me, said I looked like I was French, started calling me ‘La Trene’, and duct taped me to a tree so they could pee on me all day!”

“I…I was trying to show my outrage at a man with a heavy leather jacket, and he…he didn’t even care. I called him a murderer, and all he said was, ‘You can’t prove that.’ Next thing I know he forced me to ride on the back of his motorcycle all day, and would not let me off, because his girl friend was out of town and I was almost a woman.”

Still others claimed they were forced to eat hamburgers and hot dogs under duress. Those who resisted were allegedly held down while several bikers “farted on their heads.”

Police officials declined comments on any leads or arrests due to the ongoing nature of the investigation, however, organizers for the motorcycle club rally expressed “surprise” at the allegations.

“That’s preposterous,” said one high-ranking member of the biker organizing committee. “We were having a party, and these people showed up and were very rude to us. They threw things at us, called us names, and tried to ruin the entire event. So, what did we do? We invited them to the party! What could be more friendly than that? You know, just because we are all members of motorcycle clubs does not mean we do not care about inclusiveness. Personally, I think it shows a lack of character for them to be saying such nasty things about us after we bent over backwards to make them feel welcome.”

When confronted with the allegations of force-feeding the activists meat, using them as ad hoc latrines, leaving them incapacitated in fast food restaurant dumpsters, and ‘farting on their heads,’ the organizer declined to comment in detail. “That’s just our secret handshake,” assured the organizer.
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:clap: :clap: :clap:

Very funny. What did they expect!
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That's brilliant! :clap: :clap:
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Quality :thumbup:
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well i think the animal rights activists showed some balls because who in there right minds would do with the reputation of american bike gangs and not expect something to happen to them, they were lucky they wernt shot :D its the funniest thing i have heard of in a long time :clap: :clap: :clap:
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HaHaHaHaHaHa :lol: thats quality
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Tbh thats frankly hillarious.

i mean

humans 1000's of years ago eat meat. There is a reason for this.

we dont all like living on a veg diet!!! For me at least it gives me evil wind.
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wasnt that posted on here a few month back?

im sure some one said it turned out to be a hoax, sure it was this fourm, hummmm.
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seb421 wrote:wasnt that posted on here a few month back?

im sure some one said it turned out to be a hoax, sure it was this fourm, hummmm.
well i typed it in to google and it brought up loads of site with it on iam not to bothered if its true or not its just funny!

this link works


http://glossynews.com/society/201001070 ... cle-rally/
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oh yeh i dont deny that i loved it when i had a look and sent it my mate at work too, i think it was a hoax but bloody brill if it wasnt!
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That's why 85% of Americans object to the fur trade and only 6% object to the leather trade......Because it 's easier to harass an old lady wearing fur ,than
it is harassing a biker gang
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seb421 wrote:oh yeh i dont deny that i loved it when i had a look and sent it my mate at work too, i think it was a hoax but bloody brill if it wasnt!
it is good i think there might be an once of truth in there so mewhere but not sure where :D
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