Urgent press release

[iggy1966]

Subject: DVLA Press Release- URGENT
>
> In order to assist other motorists in identifying potentially dangerous
drivers, it's now compulsory for anyone with a lower than average driving
ability to display a warning flag
>
> The flag (consisting of a red cross on a white background) will be
attached to the top of at least one door of their vehicle.
>
> For drivers of exceptionally low ability, additional flags are required.

[Pete.L]

And for people with bed wetting problems
Please put a red cross across your linen and hang it out the bedroom window

[tony.wilde1]

what does it say about having one on me vtr?

[iggy1966]

And for people with bed wetting problems
Please put a red cross across your linen and hang it out the bedroom window

Like that

[cupasoop]

I passed 3 cars on saturday with flags out the windows. Brave folk, doing that up here. Mind you, you ought to have seen the speed they were driving at

[cupasoop]

This just in..........(a day late)

Subject: FW: DEFRA News Release
Importance: Low

Scotland placed on a major flood alert. All areas of Scotland were last night placed on high alert as a major flood is expected this morning. This is thought to have been caused by most of Scotland pishing themselves laughing at the England result.

[STEVESTORM]

Bonjour, Je T'aime l'anglais Humour - c'est Bon.... 2 - 1 Oui