A man goes to his Doctor with a rather embarassing problem. He enters the surgery, and explains that he has really bad wind. The Doctor assures the man that this is quite common, but the man goes on to explain further. It comes to light, that each time the man farts, it sounds remarkably like his butt is shouting "Honda". The Doctor finds this hard to believe, so the patient even goes to the lengths of demonstrating his problem. Amazed, the Doctor digs out his medical bible, and comes to a conclusion almost straight away. He looks in the patients mouth, prescribes some antibiotics and tells the patient to come back in a weeks time.
A week later the man comes back and everything is fine. The patient asks what the problem was and the Doctor explains that the patient had an abcess in his mouth. Confused, the patient enquires as to why this should cause any problem down below. "Didn't you know?", asked the Doctor, "Abcess makes the farts go honda."
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Jeez thats spooky. She came in last night saying that the guy that sits next to her at work had to go to the dental hospital with a suspected gum abcess. I asked her if she heard a voice saying honda when he farted but was all i got was a blank look. Had to tell her the joke to explain. The joke also got me a blank look. I'm convinced she's had a humourectomy.
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tony.wilde1
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yes theres quite a few people like that about mate.still.as long as we're laughing who cares? 